dutchster:

shakespeare’s dating tips:

• use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
• dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
• kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
• don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice

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